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Furniture Auction Revisions (Third Article

Today, we will be showing what the new update is!  Of course, the Staff Members let out something.  Sometimes, these things are small-ish, like the one today, but certainly crucial.  I am sure that a lot of us have for this to be able to occur if we have not been too busy: in fact, I have been looking at the Auctions to see if it would show up some time or another.  Thank the Giants, it did.


So what happened was this: the Staff Members have now made it possible for all of us to post auctions of Furniture!  There were definitely some shouts of happiness as soon as the developers announced this. 
“ooooOOOOooooo HOORAYYYYY!”


“Awesome!  I approve!”


“This is great!”


So yes, as you can see, people were pleased with it.  But that is most definitely not all!  Let’s go into some details.  Now, you can more easily access the auctions in game at the top right bar.  Some may ask, how can you find all this furniture when there is SO MUCH of it being sold?  Isn’t there a section for it?  Yes, there is!  In fact, it is quite a large section.  There are now two general sections: “BROWSE ITEMS”, and “BROWSE FURNITURE.”  They both pull open and show the contents of items sold inside.


As soon as the post from the Staff Member was released, the many searching eyes of Glitchens, wrenched through it.  Now, the auctions are overrun with furniture items!  Just about every 2 seconds, there is some furniture posted out.  Surely, they shall slow down.  But an hour later, they didn’t slow down.    So many choices to choose from!  What shall we choose from?  No, that question is now overrated.  The accurate question now asked is “WHAT CAN I AFFORD??”


Now that all of this is new, everybody is selling things OFF the kablooie.  But slowly, as the tentative furniture merchants grow accustomed to what they are dealing with…. BAM!  The prices shoot up.  Browsing through the furniture…. 30K table…. 50K LAMP?!  Some people were buying things with their own credits and selling it on the auctions!  But of course, everything that was subscriber-free….. or maybe 55 credits or so was like you were buying a mansion.


Now everybody on the auctions is like wild animals fending for themselves.  One fluke of a click making your 55 credit chair 900 currants…. And it is grabbed by the hands of one of your fellow glitchens.  One wrong move and a fortune of credits lost.  Well, that is enough for the update today!  I hope you have enjoyed the 3rd article of the Glitchen Gazette!

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